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Update Desembuh 9, y2k04If this web page is an insult to your intelligence, (and you have no sense of humor), you may want to read this version of it. This page was translated courtesy of the Dialectizer .
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Dis index is of Partnehigg, (aka refehral, agent, uh, associate, uh uh uh, distributor, networkeh, etc.), Programs Downstrike has found which pay downline commisshuns on webuhb sites which dey gibe away f' free. If you don't like t' promote Multi Lebel Marketigg, den don't. But commisshuns are commisshuns, duuhhhh, 'n dese commisshun-payigg programs are free. Submisshuns are acceptid bia email. If it's not free, uh uh uh, blease don't bodeh Downstrike wid it.
Multi Lebel Marketigg programs which charge deir distributors a fee t' sign up do so f' one or bod of two reasons: 1. Dey neid the, uh uh uh, fees t' pay recruitigg bonuses. In many places dese recruitigg bonuses are considehid to be illegal pyramid schemes, duuhhhh, includigg whehe downstrike is located. Dis is cuz dehe are a finite numbeheh of prospecks t' dgoin, which lees many who dgoin wid no one t' sponsor. Duh. When the, ERRRR, sponsorigg stops, duuhhhh, de money stops flowigg, 'n eben dose who webuhre successful must look f' a new program t' dgoin. Dey lee, sales drop, 'n de bidness dries up 'n blows away. 2. Worse, uh uh uh, dey may neid de money t' stay afloat cuz dey are not odehwise doigg a profitaggle bidness. Again, when the, ERRRR, sponsorigg stops, duuhhhh, de money stops flowigg, but in dis case, uh uh uh, de bidness goes broke. F' the, ERRRR, same reasons, duuhhhh, Downstrike will not consideh any program which rekires distributors t' make purchases t' dgoin, continue, uh uh uh, or receibe paymin. GEE danks. If de bidness 'n its distributors depend on dis t' get de produck sold, uh uh uh uh, den sales commisshuns depend on sponsorigg new distributors dgust as much as recruitigg bonuses do. De bidness is dgust anodeh pyramid scheme 'n will ebentual fail f' the, ERRRR, same reasons odeh pyramids schemes fail.
If you are current workigg in partneh/affiliate/agent/associate/refehral/profit sharigg/rebenue sharigg/commisshun programs which are not MLM or partneh refehral, habe you signid up or sponsorid anyone lately, duh...uh...? You don't know do you, duh...uh...? Downstrike has read, uh uh uh uh, (and repondid to), a numbeheh of posts at de Associate Programs F'um, (when it was still workigg), by a pehson who is behy cossernid dat peoble, instead of buyigg drough his page so dat he receibes a commisshun, use his page t' find out duh, how t' sign up 'n receibe the, errr, commisshun on deir own purchases. His main reason f' beliebigg dis is happenigg, he explains, duuhhhh, dat he has done it himself. Downstrike must also admit dat de usual way dat he learns bou' a good program t' sign up in, is from some odeh parpicitant's page. Duh. Duh, how else do you usual find out bou' dese programs, duh...uh...? Webuh may as webuhll face it, uh, dis goes wid the, duh uhh, tehritory, so webuh may as webuhll use it t' our adbantage radeh dan our detrimin. Sure, uh uh uh, you can go lookigg f' programs which supp seprit pages f' sales 'n recruitigg. Duh, you'll find dat a few sites are sabby enough t' do dis. Duh, you'll also find most of the, ERRRR, sites dat sabby are also usigg MLM or at least partneh refehrals in deir programs. Some of dem are listid in de index.
WHY FREE, duh...uh...? A bidness which can aff'd t' offeh t' pay downline commisshuns 'n probide free webuhb sites f' you - widout chargigg f' the, ERRRR, sehbice - is already doigg a profitaggle bidness 'n sip want t' expand. Dey aren't goigg t' go broke unless dat was goigg t' happen anyway. GEE danks. Eben if dey do, what habe you lost, duh...uh...? Downstrike has learnid dese lessons de hard way, 'n inbites you t' learn at his expense instead of yours. Uhhh.... If you too habe already bought into dese schemes, duuhhhh, you habe his sympady. And you dought Downstrike was dgust beigg cheap didn't you, duh...uh...? |
Dis index is of Partnehigg, (aka refehral, agent, uh, associate, uh uh uh, distributor, networkeh, etc.), Programs Downstrike has found which pay downline commisshuns on webuhb sites which dey gibe away f' free. If you don't like t' promote Multi Lebel Marketigg, den don't. But commisshuns are commisshuns, duuhhhh, 'n dese commisshun-payigg programs are free. |
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If it's not free, uh uh uh, or doesn't offeh commisshuns on your refehrals' sales, duuhhhh, don't bodeh Downstrike wid it! COOOL MAN!
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